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Cheap
A little bird dropped me this information a few days ago. This incident occurred in one of the top schools in the East.
Well, there was this couple who I would say, is rather high up the social ladder in that particular school. Now, like most teenage couples, there’s always the temptation to get up to no good, right? Apparently, this couple was engaging in an overzealous make-out session in a classroom of the school. (Just imagine…)
No points for guessing what happens next!
The couple was caught red-handed of course, duh. What would you have done in such a situation? It's hard to run away when you're probably all horny and stuff, oh wait, to even think!
Well, well, when caught red-handed, the girl replied oh-so-nonchalantly,
“I was trying to get a better look at his teeth!”
Oh my, you can have a better look at someone’s teeth when you shove your tongue down his/her throat now, it seems. That’s something I should try someday… hmm.
Gives new meaning to the term, “bird brain”, huh?
Cheap, cheap!
Hail Mary.